Disclaimer: Don’t sue me! Please?

Life is not complete if you do not have a mortal enemy. Having good friends, family, and some fun is nice and all, but life’s not very exciting if you’re not at war with someone.

So I have decided that I am at war with my new archrival, Ben Parr the UK model. If you look at my “about me” section, you’ll see that one of the reasons I made this site was to knock him off the top spot for the Google search of “Ben Parr.”

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From his site:

WELCOME to the official web site of actor, male model and martial arts world champion black belt –Ben Parr.

He set temperatures rising as Freddie, the fireman-dressed stripper, in top teenage TV soap Hollyoaks. The 6ft blue-eyed hunk has starred in other stage, screen and music productions. He’s the son of St Elmo’s Fire rock superstar John Parr

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Oh shi-, he has a Black Belt? 8 time world champion? Son of the St. Elmo’s Fire singer? Man, you sound really cool. Uh…my resolve remains the same! I shall knock him off the top spot in the Google search results and then I shall have an epic battle with him that cannot possibly end well.

Seriously, I am going to test out my promotion and SEO skills by using myself as the test subject. This should be an…educational experience. Sorry Ben the model, you’re going down.

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Let’s compare the two of us.

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I mean, damn, that side-by-side comparison speaks for itself. Our chiseled features, our hair, our roles as TV fireman strippers…it all makes perfect sense.

So to my new archrival…

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(Second disclaimer: I’m sure you rock Mr. Parr so again, don’t sue me!)

(P.S. – Ladies, don’t let the side-by-side fool you: I am the better looking hunk.)